My beef with Chex Mix?

Dear General Mills-
How do you expect me to continue my diet diligently when you come out with this "limited edition" Chex Mix Muddy Buddies? I have slaved day after day to get rid of this lovely innertube I have dwelling close to my hips. I have taking every pill known to man and tried almost every exercise you can invent. All wasted for this. You have taken out the lazy excuse of not wanting to make this addicting dessert by packaging it in little $2.50 bags and selling them in every cprner in my grocery store, including the endcap as I stand in line. And it is you, General Mills, I curse with a million muffin tops!!

Sincerely,
Holiday Fatty

Calling All Procrastinators!

I have a giant to do list sitting in front of me. It is a detailed list with tasks seperated according to rooms and organized in order of urgency. It is complete with check mark boxes to make me feel "accomplished" once I complete the task. It is December 23. A day before Christmas. As I stare down at my list of pending doom I decide it is time to start a blog.... :)

So......

HELLO WORLD. This is my first post. Instead of cleaning and wrapping my sons gifts from Santa, I am on the computer beginning my life as a blogger. I have "validated" this procrastination by the idea that my son, who is three, is up watching cartoons and how can I wrap with him awake? Right? I have come to believe that I need this to remain sane in this crazy world called Single Mommyhood.

So bare with me as I learn the ropes and discover new and fascinating things to rant about.... This should be fun. See you all tomorrow!!!