Thursday, December 24, 2009

My beef with Chex Mix?

Dear General Mills-
How do you expect me to continue my diet diligently when you come out with this "limited edition" Chex Mix Muddy Buddies? I have slaved day after day to get rid of this lovely innertube I have dwelling close to my hips. I have taking every pill known to man and tried almost every exercise you can invent. All wasted for this. You have taken out the lazy excuse of not wanting to make this addicting dessert by packaging it in little $2.50 bags and selling them in every cprner in my grocery store, including the endcap as I stand in line. And it is you, General Mills, I curse with a million muffin tops!!

Sincerely,
Holiday Fatty

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